Ten Things I’d Like to See at Movie Theaters
I can’t remember the last time I schlepped all the way to the movie theater to see something. Quite frankly, the whole enterprise is becoming obsolete with giant TV’s, on-demand service and movies...
View ArticleRewritten Headlines: Gas to Jedis
Farting Slowly Killing Us All White Douche Get Comeuppance Not Bombing Iran Still Awesome Tom Cruise Religion Still a Thing Fatties Not Forgetful We’re All Gonna Die Arnold Palmer Half in Trouble...
View ArticleFat Guy Eats: Bamboo Fusion
Restaurant: Bamboo Fusion Address: Laurel Hill Plz, Clementon, NJ 08021 Food: Awesome Price: Very Reasonable Portions: Huge Taste: Amazing Service: Ruthless Efficient Atmosphere: Sufficient...
View ArticleFat Guy Eats: Han Dynasty in Manyunk
Restaurant: Han Dynasty in Manyunk Address: Manyunk Food: Chinese Food Price: Average Portions: Above Average Taste: Great Service: Not-so-great Atmosphere: Not-so-great either So I’m never...
View ArticleFat Guy Eats: JB Master Grill in Medford, NJ
Restaurant: JB Master Grill Address: Medford, NJ Food: High end sandwich take out Price: Average Portions: Above Average Taste: Fantastic Service: Great Atmosphere: Quiet Me and the Missus are...
View ArticleFat Guy Eats: Steaks N’ Shakes
Restaurant: Steaks N’ Shakes Address: Philadelphia, PA (Kensington) Food: Sandwiches Price: Good Portions: Big Taste: Really Good Service: Not the Fastest Atmosphere: Roadside I did a great...
View ArticleTen Reasons Why I Love Caffeine
I can’t get shit accomplished on heroin. Starbucks rewards my addiction. My fellow addicts would murder anyone trying to make it illegal. Sleep is for the weak. I’m four iced Trenta’s deep and I’m...
View ArticleFat Guy Eats: Barnyard BBQ, Milton WV
Restaurant: Barnyard BBQ Address:1600 West Main Street Milton, WV 25541 Food: Barbecue Price: Below Average Portions: Average Taste: So-So Service: Good Atmosphere: In route to the Frankfort...
View ArticleFat Guy Eats: Zito’s Tavern
Restaurant: Zito’s Tavern Address: 350 Vineyard Rd, Atco, NJ-08004 Food: Bar food, Italian Food Price: Average to Low Portions: Really Good Taste: Excellent Service: Excellent Atmosphere: Just...
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